Pleasure Island

Go on, make a jackass of yourself

You bang on the glass of the booth. "This funfair is shit - there's no fun here just a stupid old funhouse!"

The old woman looks calmly at you.

"If I was you I would just stop that now."
"Why should I?" you say.
"Because if you don't, your going to make life more difficult for yourself than the predicament your already in."

Hmmm. Cryptic.

What do you do now?

• Say "What predicament is that then you silly old coot?" added 21 years ago
• Say "The only predicament I'm in is that you're the only chick here" added 21 years ago

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