".....A slob, a dirty, gross slobby woman. I want to just eat, be gassy and super lazy, it's been a dream of mine for quite a while and now that I'm this large I can finally fufill my dream!" She said while stepping through the door. A few seconds passed before she returned, for the most part she looked exactly the same, the only difference that I saw were stains on her clothes. She smiled and asked, "How do I look?" Dumbfounded I replied "The same?" Then her transformation became evident. "I may look the same, but I feel different, can you order room service? I don't care what just make sure there is a lot I'm starving!" As she waled past me to go sit down, she farted, it was a short ripper, but boy did it stink, "Oh, that one burned a little" she commented while wafting fumes toward her face as she farted again, louder and longer this time, smiling as she smelled her emissions. I walked over to the phone and dialed room service, they said that there'd be no charge and that they'd bring up food every 20 minutes for the next 2 hours. Smiling you told your girlfriend who was drooling on herself. When you told her she belched in happiness before farting a few more times. Then she stood up, farting loudly she belched again before saying something "Hey why don't you *Phrrrrrblt* join me?" "As a slob sweety?" "Yes, and as a girl too, it'd be fun to try things the other *buuaaarrrppp* way" "Sure why not?" "Yay, I'm so *phrlprlrprtlpststttt* happy" she squeled in happiness as she farted a few more times. I walked toward the door and threw it open. I took a deep breath, then entered, a few seconds later I emerged as.....