Jeff decided to put the machine on "Random" and see what would happen. All of a sudden another profile appeared on screen, it was his neighbour JJared Jared was Jeff's Dad's age, fat, and slobby. He took great pride in his rather gassy bottom, and had hair growing everywhere on his pale flabby skin. Suddenly Jeff felt weird....and then everything was dark. He tasted something awful, and smelt something bad as well. He felt his face jiggle and realized he was moving, and he tried to talk. *PRRRRRT* horrible smelly gas came out of his mouth. A hand scratched his face and he realized what he was. Rather to his disgust he realized he kind of liked the taste of his neighbours stink...The Chronivac had added an interesting twist unknown to Jeff, His brains had been turned into farts and shit. Whenever Jared farted he would lose more of Jeff and become more ass-brained, and if he shat Jeff would lose all sense of self until more poop was stored in Jareds Bowels