Ill take the red one since I am a baby and being a baby is worst then being an adult.
You drink it and start to feel strange.
Its working, I begining to feel myself change as we speak. Hey wait a minute im not turning back.
Instead if getting older, you relize you are getting hairer and something is trying to poke out of your diaper.
Oh, my good you are getting a tail.
A tail, why am i getting a tail and why am i getting hairier?
I think you are turning into a monkey
I dont wanna be a mon...
Before you could finish all that comes out is mokey chatter. You are now a baby monkey.
Ok, I guess thats not the antidote, let me try the next one.