You weave your way around your bathroom counter in alarm. You're a cat now, female no less! What are you going to do?
You jump off the bathroom counter and race out the door. You explore your apartment. Everything looks so much bigger now! Is this how Jack sees the world?
Oh shit.
Jack.
You jump up onto your couch and lie down. You try to remember if you took Jack to the vet to get neutered. You decide to check. You jump off the couch and walk over to the kitchen. You jump up onto the counter and stare at your calendar. Oh shit, the operation is scheduled for next week! That means you're a female cat trapped in an apartment with a male cat. Oh shit.
Your paw feels wet. You look down and see that you have been absentmindedly licking it this whole time. This is not a good sign.
Suddenly, you get a whiff of an amazing scent. It smells so good! You get up on your haunches and sniff the air even more. You have to find the source. Without any control of your body, you jump off the counter and head toward the scent. With every step the aroma gets stronger and stronger. You assume that you left a bottle of shampoo open.
But instead of heading toward the bathroom, your body seems to want to head toward the living room. You try to fight it, but you just keep walking. It's strange. You can feel all the feelings your body is feeling, like the scent, your four legs hitting the floor, you tail swishing back in forth (the strokes getting stronger the closer you get to the scent), but it just feels like you're along for the ride. You have no control.
Right in the middle of your living room floor is Jack, taking a nap. That's weird. The great smell seems to be coming from him.
Oh no.
You try everything in your power to turn away, but your body just can't say no. You meow loudly even though you don't want to. It's enough to wake Jack up. He lifts his head and looks at you. Then he jumps to his feet and starts to circle you. You must smell great to him. You try to run again, but you just stay frozen in place. Jack lets out a meow of excitement. You just stand there and purr, even though you don't want to. Jack circles you a few more times until he gets behind you.
You open your mouth to scream, but all that comes out is a loud yowl. But you continue just standing there. Suddenly, you lay down on the floor as Jack awkwardly squats and crawls over to you. He half lays down on top of you and bites your neck. You've seen this on plenty of National Geographic documentaries. You know what's coming. You just lay there miserably as Jack shoves into you. You both yowl as it comes to a climax. You feel something warm down in your groin region as it enters you. Jack comes out and curls up next to you and falls asleep.
How the hell did this happen, you think as you lay there miserably. Just twenty four hours ago you were in class, and now you just got screwed by your own pet cat.