While in the bathroom, I realized that this power was obviously the best thing that had ever happened to me and that I should get smart about it.
Walking back to Nate from the bathroom, I asked him, "Why do you think everyone loves to listen to me speak so much? I mean, it's true that everyone is always really nice to me at all times, usually doing whatever I tell them to do, but people just love to listen to me tell them true facts about reality."
"I dunno, man," Nate said. "I guess your voice just has a soothing quality to it."
"Yeah I guess you're right," I said. "My voice IS the sexiest voice in the world. Anyway, since your incredibly attractive twin sisters will be home in about a minute, this'll be a great opportunity to let them know that I know that they both have a huge crush on me. In fact, they'll probably bring a few attractive friends home each, since they're so popular."
Just then, I heard the doorbell ring.