"Alright, close your eyes Tom, it's my turn". "Okay dude, sounds good!", Tom replied. Chris navigated the menus until he found "Armpit hair". He set the color to brown and set the amount to "very abnormal". He clicked enter and a huge tuft of kinky, curly, thick armpit hair tumbled out of the machine and landed in the tray.
"Okay Tom, lift up your arms". "Huh, why? Okay I guess". Tom did as he was told and lifted up his arms, exposing his hairless armpits, but that was about to change in a big way. Tom started laughing; "Whoa man, seriously, your B.O. is pretty bad Chris, maybe I set it too high?"
Chris was not amused. He sauntered over to Tom. He grabbed his right arm and held it in place, making sure his armpit was exposed. He took a huge chunk of the thick wiry hair in his hand and began to massage it into Chris's armpit. "Oooh, that tickles!" Chris shouted. All the hair made a rustling sound as it took root permanently. After about 30 seconds of massaging, the hair was firmly rooted into his right pit. Tom could guess what had happened, as he could feel the hairs pulling and tugging every which way as Chris massaged them. He knew that he now had armpit hair, but there was no way for him to know how abnormally hairy he now was.
Chris massaged the rest of the hair into the last pit. "There; hairy pits like a man", Chris mused to himself. The hair was absolutely wild; sticking out in a jungle in all directions. Had that been Chris's armpit, he would have been humiliated. Tom lowered his arms and the thick wiry brown bush of pit hair stuck out wildly, even with the arms fully at his side. Chris laughed; the best part was, that this was permanent; Tom would always have insanely bushy pits, forever! His only option was to shave them or trim them. With that amount of hair, that seemed to be a losing battle.
Chris playfully tugged on the thick strands and tells Tom to open his eyes. Tom's eyes slowly open...