"Chaddy, Chaddy, Chaddy, look at you now. You either forgot my talk from your freshman year to you and your teammates," he sighed, "Warned you then, go sniffing around my daughter, and you will have to deal with me."
"What? Ish dish shum kinduff choke?" said Chad as his mouth became a floppy hole that seemed to expand down his neck and chest. The whites of his eyes looked particularly bug-eyed against his now blue skin, but the whites were already starting to turn blue too.
"Looks like you're changing, Chad. I should get changed too. Water Polo team is expecting me at 4:30 PM," Coach said pulling off his shirt to reveal his hairy torso, "So I'll need to suit up."
"Shoop shup?" asked Chad as all the bones in his body became rubbery, and he collapsed into the sand of the Field House floor.
"Suit up. Yep. Looks like you're becoming a fine looking Speedo. Might be a bit tight - but that's the way I like it," The coach said carefully putting his socks in his shoes and taking down his shorts. All he is wearing is a jockstrap.
"Shoooo cunt dooosh dishshsh," moaned Chad, as the naked Coach walked up to him.
"Oh, Chad. You never did really pay attention. You thought your natural skills were enough, but football season is over, Chad. You're a senior. I don't need you as a quarterback any longer. Now don't get me wrong, I still have a place for you. You just will be playing a different position. See I told you I a person can do anything they set their mind to doing. I set my mind to changing you into a Speedo. Now you're a Speedo, I need to concentrate on making you to the right size to fit me."
He stared down at Chad, and Chad was certain that the hairy naked overweight middle aged man was growing into a giant. Chad was going to be a giant's Speedo.