Jamie wakes up and tries to take you off. The zipper moves down, but there's nothing to climb out. The zentai mummy bag is empty and collapses in a heap. You now have a new Spandex liner. Jamie can't take you off, both of you fused and became a mummy-like zentai bag!
You can sense Jamie's confusion, but you cannot hear his thoughts, and he cannot hear yours. You are touching, so you gently vibrate and purr at him to soothe him.
Some hikers happen along and discover the empty campsite.
"Dude, it looks like someone abandoned all this cool gear," said the first hiker.
"No one just leaves a car - wait! Mountain lion tracks going in, but I don't see it going out. Look bare footprints and hand prints taking off that way. Think he's mountain lion chow?"
"Nah, or probably not. Just lost. Bet the lion took off out the back. It's rocky back there, no place for tracks."
"Maybe, it's getting late, you think they'd mind if we borrow their stuff? That mummy bag look really comfy."
"Well, if we're quick, they'll never know."
The two hikers strip and both climb inside the mummy bag, you stretch to hold them, and the zip up.