While Jeff was upstairs getting ready to go out, Bill frantically reprogrammed the Chronivac. "There got to be a way to get control of Jeff." Just then, he notices Greg's set of keys laying on the desktop – and Jeff's key fob is still there. He then uses the Chronivac to add some additional features to Jeff's key fob.
Later – Jeff storms down the stairs and busts out the door. Bill stops him and says," you're not going anywhere Jeff." Jeff crows "oh – like you could stop me? Out of the way old man. Or do you not remember our little fun an hour ago?"
"Oh I remember it quite well" said Bill. "In fact you may want to mind me or else."
Jeff had enough, and lunged at Bill. Bill held up the key fob, and clicked the transformation button. Jeff screeched to a halt, and fell on all fours. His engine started to expand out of his chest again, in his hands and feet had already started to come tires.
"You'll regret this when I become human again" said Jeff. "I'll make you pay –" but then Jeff's mouth sealed shut as the transformation continued.
"We'll see about that" said Bill.
With Greg's additional mass, and all the previous modifications, Jeff was no longer a wrangler jeep. He was transforming into a full on Humvee.
Bill had always wanted one, and this is the only way he would get one. He saw it as killing two birds with one stone – its the car he wants, and he gets his belligerent sons out of control.
As the transformation completes, Bill opens the door and slips in.
There in the center console, is Jeff's shifter. Except this time, it's a chromed version of his dick, complete with Greg's head rendered completely accurately. He has a look of shock and fear frozen on his face.
Bill notices the radio has two preset stations in the favorites. He selects channel 1 – and this gets him An ear full of Jeff. He switches channels, and hears Greg instead.
"You've got a separate me, dad" says Greg. "This transformation has really affected Jeff – he's become maniacal."
"I'm working on it" said Bill. "But for now, the two of you will have to remain fused. I will see if I can find a way to make it a little more balanced."
But until then, I'm going to enjoy this Humvee, thought Bill.