As soon as Matt picked up the dice in his snake mouth, his piece slid to the red square. He carefully put down the dice next to the board, and watched as his tail shrank into him, and the scales gradually faded, and flaked off. He blinked, and realized what a weird sensation it was. He was entirely back to himself, sitting on the couch, and a small white flower grew in his navel. He gently poked the inside of the flower, giggling as he tickled himself. Then the skin around the flower started turning green, and puffing out. The flower wilted, but remained. Matt’s abs were disappearing under a very perfectly round growing green belly. As the change neared his sides, the green started ripening to red, and it continued to form love handles and a full spare tire all the way around. Matt looked like he was wearing a giant red tomato around his middle. If he’d put a shirt on, it would only look like he gained about 50 pounds all to the middle.
The red tomato stopped just above his waist. Then a splotchy brown continued downward over his smooth ass and thighs. Soon it was recognizable as potato skin. Eyes appeared, and short roots began to sprout. His thighs and butt began to expand into the rough texture of potato, almost like cellulose. As the wave reached his manhood, it started turning white, and only getting thicker. His penis grew out of the foreskin towards erection, as the white mushroom skin engulfed it. His scrotum firmed up and became more round and red. Two root stalks sprouted out of the bottom of his balls, leaving Matt with two red beets growing out under his mushroom.
At the knee, the brown potato skin turned reddish, like sweet potato skin, covering his muscular calves. By the ankles, Matt was sprouting roots profusely, making his feet look hairy, his toes lengthened and spread out, making them all look like root stalks.
Back above the tomato, his skin starting turning green, and slightly rough like a cucumber, with the green skin creeping up his chiseled back and up his pecks, spreading to his shoulders and down his upper arms, to the elbow. Ripe red strawberries popped up at his nipples, still with their tops embedded in his chest. At the elbow, the green turned lighter green, and veiney. The skin was like that of celery, until at his hands, his fingers became celery stalks, and grew longer, and leafier.
Finally, a smooth shiny yellow squash skin began moving up Matt’s neck. That didn’t last for long, as a soft peach fuzz forced the black hairs out of his head, and completely found its way all over his scalp, ears and face. He flinched as his teeth turned into two rows of yellow corn kernels.
“I had salad last night” He announced.
“We could tell.” Joe muttered.