You feel your body change, fur covers your body, claws burst from your toes and finger tips, a erupts from your lower back, you feel yourself get fater. Your face contorts to that of a raccoons and your teeth sharpen. The transformation is complete. You are now half man/ half racoon.
The zookeeper yells at you to get to work giving you a trash bin to put trash in. You go are prepared to be miserable, but to your suprise you like being a garbage man. Picking up the trash isn't so bad and if it's unfinished food you get to feed your new raccoon body. As a matter of fact you decide to stay and clean up trash for the zoo forever. The zoo even gets you a place to stay and a uniform.