You hold onto the spray, your hand shaking almost uncontrollably. What the hell are you going to do?
The spray! You can just make this go away by being a deer! You don't even give it a second thought, you spray yourself completely
Everywhere the spray touches begins to change. Your skin erupts in a flow of short, russet fur, you feel your head shift, the bottle drops from your fingers as they vanish and are replaced by cloven hooves, which moments later you are standing on after your hips swivel forward and no longer allow you to stand.
Almost at that moment, you realize you've made a monumental mistake.
Now, you're a buck, stuck in a suburban home with no way to open a door. You are also an animal, once commonly hunted for meat and trophies! Worse, you have no clue when, or if, the spray will wear off!
You stand, shock still in your home, trying to figure out what to do next that won't make things even worse!