Jeff brewed behind his friends. "The gamer bit was supposed to make them unpopular! Stupid Youtube!" He fumed in his head. Jeff continued fuming as the preview's rolled and the movie started. It was a typical rom-com, Jeff wondered why they decided to go see this snore-fest. "This is gay." Without realizing it, Jeff had altered the movie, now showing the wacky hijink's of 2 gay men try to desperately garner each others attention and love on the big screen.
Not paying attention to the movie, Jeff sneered muttered insults at his friends. "If they play video games with each other so much, how the hell are they popular? They spend so much time together you'd think their gay for each other." On que, Kent reached over and sensually stroked Dan's protruding stomach, eliciting a low moan from his close friend. I was busy watching the movie. It was great that hollywood finally put out a mainstream movie about a gay couple. It's so uplifting. "We're so lucky our fans love us for who we are." I muttered. Wait, who we are? Are we gay? Did Jeff!? He did didn't he!
I turned to give Jeff an evil glare. I met his eyes, but he looked back at me quizzically. Still sour, but not recognizing why I was mad. Did he not know what he could do? I thought for a moment. "Jeff doesn't realize what effects his words have. He's oblivious to all changes he or I make." Nothing outwordly changed, but that was to be expected. Though Jeff's face softened, he looked much less angry. "He must have known, but said something without realizing it. Well, I'll teach him."
After the movie, the group were walking back to the lot. Dan and Kent were making cutsey talk that I couldn't help but enjoy. "So Jeff, how'd you like the movie?"
"It was really gay. I don't get why you guys drag me to this gay shit all the time."
"What do you mean? You invited us. You big ol' fag love this shit." Jeff's face screwed up for a moment, before lightening into pure glee.
"Ya, I know right! Its just so fucking amaaaaaazing!" He lisped. It was funny seeing such an effiminate voice coming from the muscle bound Jeff.
I wonder what else I can do to get back at him.