"Matt! Are you home?"
Unfortunately Matt the condom could not respond as he was just a condom. He watched as the door slowly creeked open. Even though he was a condom, he could still see and understand his surroundings. Matt then recognized his 83 year old Grandpa Bill coming into the room.
"Shit", Matt though to himself. Over the past few weeks Grandpa Bill had moved in because he couldn't live alone anymore. A month ago Grandpa Bill almost burnt down his house trying to cook some dinner. The most annoying part is even though Grandpa Bill was ancient in Matt's mind, he was still horny as hell and saying weird jokes to his Grandson.
"These kids these days, never ever clean up after themselves", Grandpa Bill exclaimed in disgust as he observed Matt's clothing laying in a pile on the floor. "At least when you use a condom, throw it away in the trash can!"
"Although it does appear to be an extra large condom - I bet Matt wouldn't mind if I tried it on for size!", said Grandpa Bill as he began to unzip his pants and took hold of the condom.
To Matt's dismay, he was watching his Grandpa Bill place himself on his ancient penis. Matt thought the smell was horrible, but didn't think this would take too long because surely Grandpa Bill couldn't get it up at his age.
"I'll show little Matt that it's not about the size, it's about how you use what you were born with", said Grandpa Bill as he began pleasuring himself.
Again, watching in horror as his Grandpa's penis became firm and Matt he condom was filled with his pulsating Grandpa's penis, he was in more horror as his Grandpa climaxed with such force that it burst the top of the condom.
Matt's entire body screamed in pain - and he heard the Chronivac start beeping and then say "Warning - DNA compromised! New host DNA will be incorporated to correct the issue."
"What the hell is his computer do-hicky still running for?", said his Grandpa. "I'm heading out to play bridge but will leave Matt this condom on his bed to teach him not to leave clothes and condoms around the house."
Soon his Grandpa leaves and Matt hears the Chronivac say, "Unable to determine Age parameter due to contamenation. WIll use last known DNA. New age will be 83 and will be permanent. Say No to prevent this change in the next 30 seconds."
Matt tried to yell NO, but he was just a torn condom.
After 30 seconds....