"Lets make it so its new to everyone, but it's not concerning or eyebrow raising." Joesephs wife Sophia suggested."Lets also make it that we are clumsy and we all start doing clowning for birthday parties events, and as a gift we give out tubes of clown ointment, and that we all get clown names." Thay all agreed, made a list for everyone, and then the kids started on their lists. Joeseph wrote "goes by Jo-Jo," and Sophia wrote "goes by Silly Sophie, or Sophie for short."
This is what Serenca wrote:
Whiteface,
purple hair in an exagerated behive hairstyle
has long legs
DDD breasts, that honk
Bubble Butt
has plump red lips
red nose with nosrtils that squeaks like a chew toy
long eyelashes
curly black lines for eyebrows
rosy cheeks
purple eyeshadow
blue and yellow clown dress that exagerated her breats
frilly purple petticoat that pushed up the dress and made her butt look bigger
pink and white striped socks that seemed to make her legs look longer
yellow and blue clown Mary Janes for her size 35 feet
attracts any boy
can bake the best deserts
has perfect pie aim
has a clown car that comes when she claps her hands.
transfromation is painless
knows good puns and jokes
knows all other known methods of clown transformations
loves being the silliest clown ever
goes by Curvy
has a high squeaky clown voice
has a purse that she can climb into to grab whatever she needs or to do anything she needs to
for Barry, Joesephs 17 year old son, he wrote
whiteface
big blue clown afro
red lips
red nost with nostrils
big ears
black drawn on eyebrows
red circles on his cheeks
wears a clown suit with shiny big baggy pants
wears a purple clown shirt with a frilly neck that blue and white
clown suspenders that are white with smiley faces on it
blue clown hightops fro his size 40 feets,
attracts any girl
has a clown sports car that comes when he whistles
muscular
can hide things in his pants or afro
nose honks
deep goofy voice
farts confetti
loves making people happy
knows good puns and jokes
loves to be humiliated, and everyone knows it
goes by Babo
for Jackson, he wrote
whiteface
fat
Bald head of curly green hair
cred lips and nose, has nostrils and nose honks
big ears
black lines for eyebrows
orange triangles around eyes
wears a clown jumpsuit that's red with yellow and green polka dots, and has frilly stuff on all holes, jumpsuit has blue pom poms running down it
wears rainbow socks
big red and yellow clown shoes for his size 15 feets, they get bigger as he gets older, and he often trips over them.
can pull a unicycle out of his pocket.
knows all clown transformation methods
knows good puns and jokes
is often very lazy
can win any belching contest
loves being a clown.
goes by Arty Farty, or Arty for short.
and lastly for Brenna she wrote
whitface
yellow hair in big pigtails
pink nose, that squeaks like a chew toy
pink lips
purple and blue designs on her face
wears a floppy dunce cap
wears a clown apron dress that purple and yellow, with poofy shoulder puffs, yellow sleeves, and red gloves,a red heart in the front
red bloomers, with red and white striped socks with pink and white clown shoes for her size 14 feets
can fart out a unicycle
knows good puns and jokes
loves being a clown and making others happy
can make herself fat or thin on command
her butt makes a whoopie cushion sound
clown name is Bippity Boppity Boo, goes by Bipity
when they were all done with their lists, they all took off their shoes, and rubbed the oitment on their feet,
"Hehheheh, I feel funny and happier..."
"Me too...hahahahahaha."