... he collided with what looked to be a 10 year old girl. She was wearing a sundress, and was carrying a stack of papers. Was is the key word, because it was now on the floor.
"Ah poop. So sorry Dave." she said, as the both started picking up the papers. Dave was confused to see that one of them was a list of spelling words. Did she even work here?
"Susan?" Dave said
"What?" she responded. "And you know I like to be called Susie."
Dave shook his head and responded with a "nothing."
They walked away from each other. Dave walked up to what would have been the desk of his muscular intern, working in the buff. In her place was a naked kindergartner too hard too look at, in an odd looking high chair. "Janet?"
He quickly wrote down on his clipboard. 'Janet wears the proper attire at all times.' She was now wearing a Strawberry Shortcake tee-shirt, and a similarly themed skirt. Dave wouldn't necessarily consider it 'work attire', but it was good enough. "Dumb question, but... how old are you?"
"Duh, I'm 6." She responded, confused why the question was asked.
"If you're 6, then why are you working here?"
"Kindiegarten intern, silly." She responded cockily. "What wrong with you today? You sick?"
"Not at all. Have you noticed anything odd lately?" Dave continued.
They both watched a girl who should be in high school walk by. Unlike the other girls in the office, she was wearing formal attire.
"Not at all." She echoed. "Don't think Greg's here though. That what you meant?"
"No. Just.. keep on with what you were doing." Dave glanced at her desk, and saw that she was just coloring a picture of a bunny. "I mean... do your work."
This new world that the pen decided to make was very foreign to him. He wrote down on his clipboard 'I will get an infodump whenever the pen changes the world." He quickly 'remembered' everything that he would have known in this dimension.
With that, he also remembered what his agenda for today was. It was noon, and he had to...