Samantha decided to bum some free drinks at that new swanky bar downtown. She looked at herself in the mirror, and sighed, she wished her clothing didn't look so frumpy - heck, she wished her clothes were sexy looking, and suddenly, they were.
She grinned, and said, "I could get used to this."
Looking out at her car, she almost made another wish, but then decided she wouldn't need a ride tonight after all.
She wished she was a Club 23, and in the blink of an eye, her brightly lit quiet home vanished.
She was seated on a stool at the end of a dimly lit bar with music blaring and lights flashing. She nearly fell off the stool in surprise. Her elbow bumped the back of the man on the next stool.
"Where did you come from, beautiful?" he asked.
"Not very attentive are you? I've been sitting here the whole time," Samantha lied.
He looked around, and his stool pretty much had her blocked in with the brass rail behind them separating the bar from the dance floor. Could he have really not noticed this hottie? Maybe, she had her back to him, and it was dimly lit, and he was on his third or fourth drink.
"So would you like to dance?" he asked.
The woman on the other side of him slapped his back, "Don't you dare, Lorenzo!" she shouted, and grabbed his arm dragging him away from Samantha and the bar.
The bar was packed with women, but there still were a lot of guys. Samantha was managing to draw a crowd. She asked the bartender whether they got more men at the bar. Turned out it was ladies night, and the bar was packed with women, on any other night there were 3 times as many guys as women. Samantha found the jealous stares from the other women annoying. She might have wished it was a different night, but instead she said, "I wish that the ratio of men to women here was a lot higher, and that the men were hotter looking."
Instantly, 3 of the nearest women's boobs vanished. They grew taller and hairier. Samantha looked around saw that at least half the women in the bar were becoming men- really, buff, hot and cute guys. She grinned. A dozen guys now surrounded her begging for her attention, and offering her drinks.