Bryan sniffed the air and grimaced. "Fuck, I stink!", he said to no one in particular. He stunk his nose in his armpit and turned a shade of green.
The bartender saw this and laughed. He called Bryan over.
"Have i got something for you. Close your eyes and drink this!" he told Bryan.
Bryan took a sniff of the glass; it smelled masculine and musky.
He shrugged his shoulders and took a big swig. Nothing happened at first, but after a few seconds he felt a stirring in his groin. He began to get hard. rock hard.
His erection was throbbing. And, to his surprise, it kept getting bigger.
He pulled his pants down and GOD HE STUNK
He looked at his cock and it was about 9 inches soft, but it was much darker and leathery than before. Is that how caveman cocks look?
He started stroking his new endowment, but just as he started the bartender spoke u; "Your going to finish your next drink, arent you?"