"What do you mean I'm growing faster?" you say.
The nurse then says, "Well... When have been looking at your hormone levels...and you are way over the recommended amount."
"What will happen to me?"
"Your body is producing excessive HGH, or Human Growth Hormone. We have been doing some tests, and we measured your penis and it is umm.... 7 inches."
"WHAT?! BUT IM ONLY 8 YEARS OLD!?!?"
"We know, but also it appears that you are growing taller at an alarming rate."
"How much?"
"24 inches a year..."
"TWO FEET!?? ILL BE A GIANT"
"Lastly we are reading that you have increasing muscle mass everywhere on your body."