You browse the aisles, pulling candy off the shelves, as Jake and Ryan look around in the pet section for treats for Jake's many pets. You find some yellow taffy with a strange symbol on the label and examine it. 'Tear off a piece and eat it! The more you eat, the more you change! Matches to fantasies of you and other people in the room. Great for parties!' You're confused, so you toss it into the cart you pulled from the side. Next is a box packed with small canisters of cloudy, colourless liquid. You deduce that it is sugar water. After going back and throwing in another taffy, you grab a box of 'Animal Jellies' and a bag of strange disc-shaped jujubes. After asking about the strange pills, you are directed to a strange aisle with rings and pills. You add a huge jar of pills and move into the gum area.
The gum section is massive. You move around and take one of each, and more of the more interesting ones. 'Kitten', 'Massive Mike', 'Double Down South', and 'Hoarse Throat' are some of the weirder gums that end up in your cart. After picking up one last 'JJ Julie', you enter an aisle of 'experimental' candy. Everything is marked free! You decide to try a strange chocolate left on a sample counter. The effect is immediate. Bull horns poke from your head. You eat the pill and they disappear.
You smile. You've got a good idea for how to spend Friday night.
After nearly emptying the shelves in the experimental section, you join up with your friends and check out, heading back to Jake's house.