You're watching TV on your couch when you hear a knock at the site. You open it up and nobody's there, but a small nondescript box is at your feet. There's a worn paper on it. You pick it up and examine it. "TF Tablets: Eat one to change and it reappears! White resets everything, so try whatever you like. Mixing pills makes you aroused while transformed. Body part pills are meant to be mixed. The black pill lets you shift back and forth until you transform again. Taking another black pill afterwards will let you TF between any of the forms you've TFed into in your life." You see inside the box hundreds of disc-like pills and a scanner. You scan the white pill. The scanner chirps, "reset!", so you scan some more. "Bimbo", "Fox", and "Horny" catch your eye. There's a hot pink one with a female sign and a dark blue one with a male sign. You don't really trust it, but you decide to try them out.
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