You touch the wooden statue. It feels cold on your fingers. You lay your palm on to the statue and feel something soft and warm. Startled you pull your hand back immediately, only to realize that fungus had grown onto the statue. You let out a sigh and look down onto your hand, some spores had stuck onto it. You try to scrap it off onto the statue but it remains firmly rooted to your hand. You feel it start to grow warn and gaze in horror as it starts to grow, climbing onto the back of your and up your arm. You continue to work at it with no luck. You look at your shirt and realize it's eating your clothes away slowly engulfing your enitire body, with the exceptions of your feet, palms and face. Suddenly you feel your body and muscles grow, with you easily passing over 7ft tall. Your feet burst from your shoes revealing small mushroom grew on them. You feel your face change. You make a mad dash over to the bathroom and look into the mirror. You look identical to the bigfoot statue, the only difference being instead of thick brown fur your covered in a stringy fungus. You try to scream but all that comes out is an inhuman roar.