You stumble out of the transporter pod coughing and wheezing you see the lizard woman staring at you strangely. “What is it?" You ask, before gasping, hearing your voice. It sounded familiar, but you couldn't quite put your finger on why.
“Y-Your body?" The Lizard woman asked “According to the sensors, your body is a clone of an actor called... Nicolas Cage?"
“Why is my body like this?" You ask.
“Oh! I remember!" She exclaimed. “ This console also doubles as a DVD and blu-ray player, and I was watching Face/Off, and the console got an error where the next male using the teleporter would become a copy of the lead actor, in this case you became Nicolas Cage.”