Yeah you head for the castle and go
" nya nya nya " at the big fish.
The big fish goes looking for something else to eat.
You've begun to notice that time seems to be altering for you.Your mom and brother seem to be slowing down and when your mom tells
your brother to lay off the fish it comes into the aquarium like a
old 45 going at 16rpm
However all the other fishes seem to be as fast and alert as you are,
Either time is changing or fish have a different sense of time,and you're the one changing.
Lets say one second in human time seems like 100 to 200 seconds of
fish time.
Yell you see the slow sluggish giant that is your brother move
away,looking for something.
What he's looking for is something to toss into the aquarium to
dive bomb all the fish.
What he sees is the genies lamp.
He picks it up,aims it about three feet above the aquarium
and lobs her in.
He sees a old bottle go kersplash as it settles to the bottom
with some minor disturbances.
However this is a genies lamp,a kind of ancient TARDIS.Besides being
the genies home,its where he works,holds family reunions,houses
his collection of early 20th century automobiles and uses
to whizz about on trips.
All your brother saw was the splash of water as he said
" BOOM " out loud.Then suddenly all the fish vanished.
From your perspective things were far more dramatic.It was if someone
had just fired a nuclear warhead above the tank while simultaneously
lobbing a ocean liner at you and a giant whirlpool.
After the big bang you looked up to see a huge thing a
hundred feet wide and hundreds of feet long turning over slowly as
it thundered towards you.It was the lamp of course,seen from a
minnows point of view.
You could hear the air bursts as 30 foot diameter bubbles erupted
from the openning of the lamp.
There was the sound of tearing metal and boilers breaking loose
as RMS Lamp went to her final death plunge.
As she slammed into the aquarium bed a mere 20 feet away a wash of
sand and silt swept over you.
Then the vortex began dragging you into the cavernous tunnel
of the lamp.There was a constant roar as the waters swept you and
the other fish into the lamp.
The lamp was much deeper on the inside than the outside and
you feebly watched as the circle of light that represented
the entrance to the lamp grew smaller and dimmer.
Then you heard rattling noises and watched while a shipment of
boxed computer monitors swept toward you from deeper within the
lamp.( a genies got make money somehow,why not warehousing and
a import export business)
You barely manage to avoid getting squashed by all the boxes being
swept along by the rushing waters.
Bang Bang Bang Bong Bong Bong Bang
You watch as a 1910 Stanley Steamer and a giant bell from
the genies collections come somersaulting,bouncing and banging
towards you.