Ointment.
Angela saw that her brother loved being a clown. And she couldn't blame him. It was the best thrill in the world, seeing people happy and knowing you did it. That's why she became a professional Clown. She had enough money that she could have just done nothing in her life and have plenty left over, so she deceided to follow her passion. So when she saw that she could feel like the silly person she was on the inside she couldn't resist.
"Mom, do you have any more of that clown oitment?" Angela asked her mother, sounding hopeful.
"Yes, I bought plenty, why?"
"I've decieded to use it on myself. I think that if I have the chance to do what I love permenantly that I should." Angela stated firmly."I already have everything planned."
"Well what about a relationship with someone. I know that beign a clown is what you do but it being permenant would be difficult for someone to love you." Alice said with a sad look on her face.
"I was planning on telling you about this, but I'm actually dating someone. His name is Mark and he's also a clown like me. I met him at the clown camp I go to, and we just kind of hit off. In fact I'm doing a partnership gig with him tomorrow." Angela said with a smile. "I told him about Patrick and he said that if I wanted to do it he would with me."
Alice looked at her daughter. "I will admit this is a suprise but I respect it. But promise me something. When you write you list make sure that it matters to you."
30 minutes later Angela and Mark were in her room. She called him and told him to come over immediately, and said that she wanted to clown herself and hat he could too. So here are the lists they made.
Angela
Whiteface clown
Female
Height 6'
Red nose the the shape of ball as big as a golf ball with nostrils for breathing that honks like a horn.
Plump red lips in a classic clown grin.
Rosy cheeks
Curly black drawn on eyebrows.
Purple eyeshadow.
Ears double in size and stick out.
Hair is orange in a 70's bouffant. Very large and exaggerated.
Wears a blue and yellow clown apron dress wth pockets on the skirt, and shoulder poofs.
Had a deluxe petticoat that's pink and that pushes the skirt up.
Blue tights that seems to make legs longer.
Pink and blue Mary Jane clown shoes
When she cries it makes a huge splash.
Can bake anything, specializes in pies that contain clown ointment.
Perfect aim.
Smells like baked goods.
Can juggle expertly.
Pockets, hair, or bloomers has an infinite amount of space for clown supplies and throwing pies.
Clumsy. If wears clown pants with suspenders they often fall off exposing her butt.
Butt Cheeks are the size of soccer balls.
If she put her finger in mouth and blows her butt and boobs will become bigger.
Has full knowledge of clown gags, routines and jokes.
Can pull a unicycle out of pockets and can ride it expertly.
Can bounce on butt like a trampoline.
Loves to entertain, be a clown, and love Mark forever.
Has a yellow clown car that she can pull out of her pocket that's indestructible and very roomy.
Has all the abilities of a cartoon clown.
Master of sex and being seductive.
Voice is high and squeaky like a helium voice.
"Hey Angela, I did some research on clown pigment and I found that some people who used in the past created a clown world for people who used the ointment. What if we created a house for us there and a portal that we can use whenever we want to see home." Mark said happily.
"You mean there is a entire world of clowns who can be silly all the want for their lives, I would have to be the dumbest person to say no." Angela said that as she added to her list a portal that she could summon whenever she wanted to clown county and a house there for her and Mark. A clown mansion complete with rooms, servants, a pie throwing arena, an infinite closet of clown clothes, and a plenty of space for parties. Next Mark made his list.
Whiteface
Red hair in a curly exaggerated Afro.
Red nose, size of a baseball with nostrils for breathing and honks like a horn.
Has red plump lips in a grin.
Blue triangles around eyes and black arches for eyebrows.
Ears doubled in size and can wiggle them.
Size 20 feet.
Wears primarily a pair of large green baggy clown pants with suspenders that often fall off exposing white polka dotted boxers. And clown shirt that's green with red Pom Pom running down center and a red blazer with a squirt flower.
Wears rainbow clown socks and feet are encased in large classic red clown shoes that with perfectly.
Loves to entertain, be a clown, and love Angela forever.
Has full knowledge of clown gags, routines and jokes.
Can fart out a unicycle and suck it back.
When he cries it makes a huge splash.
Can fart or burp loudly when commanded.
Can pull pies, balls or bowling pins from behind back.
Can make body fat or muscular on demand, can eat all the sweets he wants and not get sick.
Has a deep goofy voice.
Is very clumsy.
Has a blue clown sports car that can summon when he whistles. Car is indestructible and he is an expert driver.
Has the physics of a cartoon clown.