As you walk up and down the aisles, you see a dusty old box sitting atop a shelf. You wipe the dust off the front label of it with your finger. It reads: "Body Part Switching Remote". You take the box down from the shelf and open it up. Inside, cradled in bubble wrap, is a grey remote. Underneath the remote in the box, is a beaten up, folded up piece of paper. You take it out and unfold it. They seem to be the instructions. They read as follows:
Body Part Switching Remote Instructions
Have you ever been so jealous of someone else's body, that you wish you could have it. Not even all of it. Just a piece of it. Now you can! With the Body Part Switching Remote (BPSR)! All you gotta do it point the remote at the individual and click the corresponding button to the body part. Then click "Detach". Their body part will come off no problemo! No blood! No mess! Clean stubs of skin will remain where there was a connection. To reattach a body part, simply have a detached part near a skin stub and click "Reattach" and you have a new appendage that you can expirience for yourself! It doesn't even have to be the correct part for your part of body. So you could have arms where your legs are supposed to be!
Extra Features!
Are you worried people will be mad that you took away their precious body part? With the reality toggle, they think any changes are normal! Also, if you don't want to have to buy new clothes for your new body, this feature can fix that. Clothes will either modify themselves if you are in an abnormal form (Body parts not I'm correct spots), or they will switch with the person you switched parts with. For example, if you are male and you switched feet with a female, you will gain all her shoes and she will get all of yours. Toggle switch on side of remote.
After reading this all over, you decide to buy it. You put everything back in the box and walk up to the front desk. The old man owning the store saw the box and his eyes lit up. "Ah! Good choice! $50 please."
You pay your money and walk out of the store and quickly grab the remote out of the box, ready to start your adventure. What to do first? (And who are you?)