Hector Olvera was filing at the store in the back office when he came across a card with your name, and signature.
"Whoa! So the fucker is spending a week as a brassiere?" he said to himself. Then he walked over to the computer terminal with your card in hand, and he keyed in your tracking number, and giggled. "Kinky, your sister got him? And then returned him, oh, this is too good to be true." He filed your card, and went into the front part of the store. He saw old Miss Cathcart looking at some support hose, and made a bee-line for her.
"Why Ms. Cathcart, you do look lovely today. I was just talking to Mr. John Wilson- you know the widower? He was asking me how to ask a woman out because it's been so long since he dated anyone. I asked him to describe the woman, and I'm sure he meant you, but I think he's too shy to ask still."
"Mr. Wilson interested in me?" Miss Cathcart asked with a sudden smile.
"Tell you what, I'll let you use my employee discount. There's a bra over here that would be perfect for you - if your date works out."
"A bra - well, I-" she starts as Hector hands you to her. She holds you and says, "How much is your employee discount?"
She leaves the store with you and a pair of crotchless panties in a plain pink bag. You know Hector did this on purpose, she must be like 70!