Jeremy then said he would risk it and take the randomizer. "Ok" Santa said and took out a machine. It was large and glowing. "Ok now would you like your random new form to be male or female" Santa asked. "Male" Jeremy responded. Santa then put in the setting. "Ok now spin in" Jeremy walked over to the machine and pushed down the lever. "Choosing new male form" the machine said. Suddenly it began to steam and glow furiously. The machine the pulled out an attena and zapped Jeremy. "New Form Choose, preparing to adjust reality" the machine said and all Jeremy could see was a blinding light. Jeremy then woke up as a...