Kyle ran squeaking down the sidewalk. He wasn't the only one who noticed the squeaking.
A big golden retriever heard the squeaking and ran after Kyle. He darted out of his house and jumped the low fence to chase after what sounded like his squeaky toy.
Kyle heard the barking and saw the retriever coming up behind him. He tried to run faster. As Kyle turned the corner, he felt the wet slobbering mouth of the animal close down on his rubberized leg. He was glad he wasn't the thin rubber of a pool toy, but was sad that he didn't have much mass. His struggles against the golden retriever were comical and fruitless. Sadly, he really wasn't much more than a dog's chew toy, albeit a life size one. The dog happily trotted toward its home periodically closing its jaw tighter to emit loud squeaks from Kyle. Minor squeaks could be heard in time with the dog's gait. Kyle pleaded, but the dog ignored Kyle's pleas.