You decide to try on the baby clothes even though there is no way they would fit you.
You decide to wear The baby blue shirt with suspenders and a cloth diaper. First you take off your clothes and put on the cloth diaper since you have a better chance of wearing that than the other clothes. You feel strange as you put it on.
Then you put on the baby clue shirt and strangely it is less tight than you thought it would be and again you feel strange.
Then comes the suspenders and like the shirt it isnt that tight and you feel wierd.
Maybe these werent baby clothes but a costume or work clothes and the cloth diaper got mixed in.
You go over to the mirror to see....