Well, actually, claiming the title for "The Champion" was setting your standards too high. You FORFEITED
The... thing, whatever it is, explains, "I'm not like werewolves or anything, so I can't just bite you, scratch you, or touch you... in fact, I need to-"
Don't say it.
"You know..."
Don't fucking say it.
"Have sex..."
Dammit. She came in close... God-voice was gingerly eating popcorn, and was excited to see how this would end...
You somehow were being forced against your will to be thrusted against it. "Sex organs do it so we don't have to." The creature explained. Gross... You then realized, "Shit, I just wanted to be the champion," as you both orgasmed simultaneously, you transformed. It was so graphic, I'll give you the mercy of not explaining it, in detail.
Wings, feathery an white, sprouted out and your body grew scales. Your third nipple grew out and secreted... seemed to actually be milk... You expected another white liquid. Your head grew white scales. Your left arm remained the same as your right. Your lips were plain red compared to hers. Must be sexual dimorphism.
She told you, "This TF is irreversible, too. You lost your challenge. But hey, you have a wife." God-Voice laughed. You wanted to burn him.