You start getting excited, how awful can I make myself? You go to brush your teeth, making them awful, covered in plague. Clipping your nails creates disgusting claws. Finally you find a magizine and start reading. With every word you forget a memory, a desire, any basic human thought. Your thoughts slowly becoming more primal, completing your transformation into this fat disgusting sasquatch. The door opens and the clown peers in, smiling. "Welcome to the carnival," he says. He hands you a pair of overalls and helps you put them on. Right after he leads you out of the bathroom and into your new life.