While exploring the options, Jeff found one that said Gift Package:
"Someone's birthday coming up and you don't know what to get him or her? Just choose Gift Package and part of you will become the perfect gift."
There was a birthday coming up. Jeff's best friend had a birthday in two days. Although they never gave each other presents before, Jeff thought this might be a good time to start. He looked through the options of what to give Brian and made his choice. He didn't notice anything change.
Then he had to use the toilet. As he lowered his shorts, he realized that his genitals were missing and his groin was completely smooth.
"I gave Brian my genitals? The Chronivac changed my genitals into a . . .