You creatively decide to try the stink spray on yourself and go stand in the middle of the cloud. Eurgh...the stench is overwhelming. As you come to full consciousness, you notice the fur moving up from your waist FAST, blackness spreading out all over with a large patch of white across the chest. It runs over your neck and face, your face instantly stretching out into a short muzzle and your teeth shifting inside your mouth. Your face quickly changes and your ears become rounder and move on top of your head, as you hardly manage to stand on your feet anymore because they are three-digit hind paws, and as you fall over, you see your opposable thumbs slinking back into your hands as they become black clawed forepaws.
Now on hands and feet, you quickly feel your spine and legs shortening, making your body fit for quadrupedal position. Thanks to the sheer genius of spraying yourself, you are now a human-sized skunk with oddly fitting clothing.