You pull out a dented genie lamp with a note attached to it. The perfect gift for your friend. This is exactly the kind of magical bullshit that they love. You read the note quickly.
"WARNING: The damage caused to the lamp has affected the genie within. They may mishear or misinterpret any wishes given. $5. No refunds."
You let out a sigh. How could anyone believe in this kind of stuff. It's not like genies really exist. What would even be the point in a warning like this. You decide to read on.
"The being to rub the lamp and summon the genie shall receive unlimited wishes for the rest of their life, however the genie may twist wishes to benefit them. The genie will likely try to trick the user into replacing the genie."
Having enough of this, you buy the lamp and leave the shop. As you walk, you think you feel the lamp calling to you. maybe you should rub it. Just in case.