Colin Greys was just a gamer guy in college. You had met him in an art class and hit it off with the guy. He was 5'2, white skinned with short black hair and a black beard, alongside a less than flattering body, with light acne and a rotund gut. He stood there looking at the lamp.
"Aaaaaaaand you're giving it to me because?" Colin asked.
You pause, and say "You might be able to deal with that weird dream you had."
Colin recalled the dream of getting caught up in a bimbo apocalypse and drowning in barf within a sealed off sewer (CYOTF Human, The Bimbocalypse Begins) .
"Well... alright, if you think it would help." Colin said as he takes the dented lamp from you and you walk out.
He rubs the lamp to get a smudge off of the side, when smoke billows into the room!
"*cough* AH! What the *cough* *cough*!" The gamer gasped for air as the smoke cleared.
Standing before him was a lady genie in the classic vest and baggy pants with crossed eyes. Her blonde hair shimmered in the light as she ditzly announced, "Hiiiiiiii, I'm your new genie!"
Colin froze on the spot.
"So.... you grant wishes?" Colin asked.
"Yep!" the ditz chipred, her C cups bouncing in her harem top.
"Well... I do have something in mind." Colin said coyly.
This was a freaking genie, no way he'd pass this up!
He was so awestruck that he forgot about the defect as the genie granted a misinterpreted wish.