Greg is an 18 year old guy just out of high school, with no family to speak of, in need of work he answers the ad figuring children have always liked him, surly a job entertaining them is something he can handle.
Arriving early morning as directed, Greg says to the manager "Hi, my name is Greg I'm here about the entertainer job you placed in the newspaper."
"Oh, Excellent we need several new entertainer, they never seam to last long, always disappearing, come this way please," she leads him in to a strange room with a circle in the middle of it and asks him to stand there, "Now I just need to ask you a few question, first do you have any friends or family?"
Greg thinks the question is a bit strange but he needs the job so he answers, "No, my parents died years ago, and I'm not good a socializing with my own age group."
"Very good Greg your perfect for our needs," she says as a glass tube shots up around the circle, "now I'll explain the details of the job and the you can get started, you see this isn't a normal entertaining position, this machine is going to shrink you down to the size of an action figure and make you immortal, then you'll be added to the collection of children's toys we have. As I said earlier its a good thing you applied as were running short what with how the kids keep either eating the toys or placing them in their nappies, well I'm sure you can see what happens to those toys. Now then lets get started."
A blue glow forms in the glass tube and his clothes dissolve leaving him naked as he starts to shrink down until hes no bigger than and action figure, once the transformation is finished the manager walks over and picks him up before leaving the room with him he soon finds him self dropped in to a box of normal toys. It is then he hears the sound of joyful children sending fear shooting through him what are these kids going to do with him, how long with it be before he finds him self buried in a used nappy and tossed out with the rest of the dirty nappies he wonders cringing in horror at the whole idea.