After school, Oliver took the bus and went home. When he grabbed the doorknob, he suddenly realized, his parents had no idea he was now a nudist. What would they say to him? There was only one way to find out, so he turned the knob and entered. His mom and dad saw him immediately, and he thought they would be shocked... but instead, they seemed rather proud. "You're already feeling comfortable without clothing? How wonderful!" said his mom, giving him a big hug.
"We can have everything in your closet donated this weekend. It's no use keeping those old things around." said his dad.
"I can help pack them" said Oliver. Getting rid of all the clothing he owned... it felt too good to be true.
Oliver and his dad grabbed some cardboard boxes and went up to his room. Together they emptied out his closet, even taking his socks and underwear out of the drawers. Dad marked the boxes "clothing" and closed them up. It was then that Oliver felt some pressure in his bladder. "Ready to take these boxes to the car?" asked Dad. "Hold on. Gotta go first." said Oliver.
Oliver was about to leave the room, but then he stopped. Where do humans go to pee again? He racked his brain, but couldn't visualize it; meanwhile, the pressure was getting tighter. Oh, forget it! Whatever this pee place is, it doesn't apply to Oliver anymore! With no reason to hold it in anymore, Oliver let go of his bladder and urinated right onto the carpet. He sighed as the pressure was released, feeling the warmth of the stream splashing onto his toes, smelling the odor of damp rug. He looked into his dad's eyes, not even comprehending what he was doing wrong. And then he got another feeling...
As the stream slowed to a drip, Oliver felt a pressure in his bowels. He never even hesitated, he just squatted down and began pushing. With a bestial grunt, he squeezed out a jumbo-sized log which plopped into the carpet. Not stopping, he pushed out more logs onto the floor until his bowels were empty. To finish, he wiped his bottom with his hand and smeared it on the nearest wall. He looked at his dad with innocent eyes and said, "I'm ready to move the clothes to the car!"
Oliver couldn't understand why his dad looked so concerned. "Hey, what's the matter?" he asked. Dad cleared his throat and said, "Son, maybe you shouldn't be trapped in this... human place anymore. How would you like to sleep out in the backyard from now on?" Oliver thought about it. The bed was pretty comfy, but monkeys like him have no need for beds. He looked at the other things in his room. Comic books, toy cars, a computer... he came to realize he was no longer interested in any of it! He faced his dad and said, "The backyard is fine. And you can get rid of all this human junk too." His dad had never looked so proud in all his life.