You walk out into the living room where Damon is sitting in his boxers watching TV. You light up a blunt and get high watching TV. You look at the coffee table and see an envelope with your name in it. Inside it was a wad of cash, at least 1,000.00.
"Go have fun today. You're gonna be on your own Butch. But be sensible, don't buy shit when you have the munchies." You get dressed in the baggy jeans and just a wife beater since it was nice and sunny out.
Walking down a dark side of town, you walk into a cell phone store and walk out with the newest, shiniest cell phone on the market. You had no one to call and no one to call you, but you had to fit in.
A couple stores down was a sleazy tattoo and piercing parlor. You walk in and are immediately drawn to getting more tattoos. The tattoo artist is amazed by the already elaborate ones you have on the side of your head and on your arm.
6 hours later you walk out with a total of 7 new and large tattoos. You have the word "PIMP" inked on your neck in old English letters, one large tattoo on each leg, "WHITE" on each finger on your left hand and "TRASH" on your right, the next two were elaborate and extensive. The one covered your shoulder, right pec, right back and forearm. It was details with everything you could think of, from a trailer, to an insane looking clown. The other large one covered your left pec, abs and left thigh. A good portion of your body was now covered in trashy, ghetto tattoos.
Even though the parlor had to shave your body hair, you notice that it is already thickly growing back. Even though you like your new body hair, you don't like the thick patch of brown hair growing at the top of your back near the base of your neck.
You also got your nipples pierced and a thick barbell in the foreskin of your 9 inch, thick salami.
You adjust yourself in your boxers, buy a pack of Newport Lites and light one and strutted back to your shitty apartment where Damon awaits with more drugs for you to smoke. He does not have a clue what you did, but you know he will be pleased.