"Back home, bitch" you say, as you strut in and shake Damon's hand. Then you light up another joint and get high. You can't believe you used to be this little rich white geek.
"Well, your training is complete. I bought you a new home down by 'Sunny Oaks' trailer park. And come see me often" Damon says. Before you go, he gives you a "graduation" gift basket:
5 bags of weed
5 Timberlands
Some wife beaters and jeans, basketball jerseys, and several pair of boxers.
Fake ID- your only 17, but now look to be about 25
But first, to make sure you've really become white trash, Damon gives you a pair of Briefs and tells you to put them on
You do, and you can't stand it! "I'm not some fu***** geek, damon" and put your manly boxers back on. "Later" you say and go to your new home. With that, your training is complete.
A couple of weeks later, Damon has left another white rich kid for you to train.
So the cycle begins anew....