Guy One tried to change the subject.
"Will they all be as hot to look at as you?"
Deena Happy smiled. "Oh I know I'm hot. But that's because I'm expected to be the matriarch of an army of little girls given magic power and sent to fight an army of demons. So me having a motherly bod fits with me being an authority figure that they can trust."
"So you're the only one whose gonna have a chest like that?"
"Yes."
"Dang."
"It's actually kinder than how it goes with most magical girls. They're given magic and the costume, and pushed in front of a monster and told 'go at it, on the job training, try not to die.' There was one magical girl once given a transformation ring and instead of using it, mindlessly in fear threw it at the monsters surrounding her. It didn't end well for her. So yeah, your job, and mine, will be to make sure they stay alive, sane, and combat able long enough to become competent magical girls."
"Uh, as Magical Boyfriend and Magical Girlfriend?"
Deena Happy slowly shook her head.
The message had been quite clear. After her own transformation, she was first to uplift a dumb creature to self-awareness or transform a human to serve as the familiar for the magical girl army. Then again, given how dim her former-self's friend was... both options were really one and the same.
On the plus side, this changing would allow him to keep a few more of his traits.
The closer the person's personality was to a magical girl's already, the less that was lost. The same should apply for creating her army's familiar. Having a familiar for every magical girl created would be far too confusing and chaotic. So all that familiar potential would be zeroed in on one.
Deena Happy blasted him with the wand.
Guy One's clothes vanished, and he shrank down, his muscles and bones rearranged so he was more fit for walking on four legs than two. He got smaller and smaller until he was no larger than the average house cat. White fur covered his body instead for a corn yellow mane on of his head that ran all the way down his back. His hands and feet because paws. A lush tail sprouted from his rear. Followed by a pair of feathery pearlescent wings grew from his shoulders. A large pair of bright blue eyes shined out at the world. His ears grew larger and pointer like a pair of second, smaller wings. His face morphed into something decidedly feline. A pink jewel formed on his forehead.
Then the familiar took in a shuddering breath. His eyes were filled with star charts, starscapes, wave forms, magical formulas, flashes of major and minor historical events, filling his relatively empty head, his capacity expanding to contain it all. Everything needed to guide and advice Deena Happy on her mission, he knew. And he felt it, an overwhelming need, a PURPOSE, his REASON for being, to help Deena Happy with this all important task.
The familiar then giggled and stood with her rear legs together, standing as straight as his new stature allowed, and gave a salute. He spoke in a cutesy and playful voice that made it hard to tell if the familiar was a boy or a girl. "Familiar Micky Huggles! Reporting in to Magical Girl Matriarch Deena Happy! Ready to begin mission!" Then the familiar smirked. "And if I must say, I think I'm actually smarter than you now. Well, the new you, being smarter than the old you isn't exactly a challenge."
"As if who you used to be would be that hard either." Deena Happy said.
"Oh I know that. But for instance, even the name 'Nether Fiend' is just what we call them. I'm not sure they even have a name that humans can comprehend. The closest thing would be, 'Those Who Infect And Devour.' I'm full of information like that. You and your army will have to know the enemy after all. And they aren't so much interested in destroying the world anymore than a farmer is interested in destroying a herd of cattle."
"Ah! Gotcha!"
"This little town is so much in the middle of nowhere, and has a relatively small population, compared to the big cities at least, so thankfully we aren't likely to get the notice of anything nasty for a good while. Which we're going to need to create and train your army of magical girls."
"From a school which includes some nice hot guys, too bad they won't stay that way for long." Deena Happy shrugged.
"I'm sure they'll be adorable as magical girls." Remarked Micky.
"Well, school's out for the day. So I guess the only thing we can do right no is head home... well, I guess we'll go to my home. I hope mom and dad aren't too freaked out, but I guess yours would be."
"Can you even recall what my name was? Or rather, the name of who I was before? Or what your former self's name was? The more you change things with your magic, the more reality will shift to accommodate. Right now with it just the two of it, it's localized and very trivial. It'll grow stronger the more we change. This'll enable the changes to happen peacemeal. And keep people from panicking and screaming at little girls who can shoot lightning out of toy wands or summon dragons made of fire with a pink tambourin."
"Whao! So they'll just ACCEPT us the way we are right now?"
"Unless someone explicitly points out to them how crazy it is."
"... If we're going to need an army of magical girls, do you think we'll need to make the entire town part of the Magical Girl Academy eventually?"
Micky Huggles waved a paw. "... One step at a time. No need to get GREEDY! We're basically enacting a draft and commandeering land and property. If we NEED TO use the entire town, we will. If we DON'T need to, we won't. Simple as that."
"Okay, gotcha." Happy Deena nodded.