Completely ignoring the librarian's warning, you decide to pick a book that you would never normally read. Your eyes glance over at the children's section and you see the book that you are least likely to read: A fifteen page long book about princesses and ponies. Figuring you'll be done with it in less than a minute, you pick it up and sit in a chair that's way too small for you. "Learn to Read: The Happy Princess" You open the book and read the first few pages: "Once upon a time there was a magical princess." Simple enough, you'll finish this book in thirty seconds, you think. "The Princess loved ponies." You quietly giggle at how easy this book is. "The Princess wanted a pony very much." You roll your eyes, not knowing that in your wallet, you've lost your driver's license, and you are now a 15 year old boy. "The Princess asked her Mommy and Daddy for a pony." Somehow you haven't noticed that you've lost several inches in height and many pounds in weight. "The Mommy and Daddy gave her a pony." Your voice cracks and you suddenly realize that you're muttering the words out loud to yourself. (5, 13yo) "The Princess loved her pony." Hair grows down to your shoulders, your glasses dissolve into thin air, and the chair is starting to feel a little more comfortable. (pg. 6, 12yo) "The Princess and the pony liked to walk." Your pants and shirt fuse together, your shoes become pink sandals, and your underwear, which had been too tight moments ago, now fit snug against your flat crotch. (pg. 7, 11yo) "The Princess and the pony walked to town." Your clothes begin to turn a shade of purple, and have now taken the shape of a dress. (pg. 8, 10yo) "In the town they met a prince." Some of your teeth disappear and the ones remaining become very crooked. Your hair becomes a few shades lighter, and your eyes turn to a sky blue. (pg. 9, 9yo) "The Princess and the Prince liked each other." It's odd, but it almost seems like it's a bit harder to read. Earlier you were muttering to yourself, but now you're speaking loudly and slowly to yourself, just so you can sound out the words. (pg. 10, 8yo) "The Princess and The Prince decided to get married." It takes you almost 20 seconds just to read that one sentence. What's going on? The chair you're in now feels like a perfect fit, and your pale purple dress feels very nice, though you haven't noticed that you're wearing it. (pg. 11, 7yo) "The Princess wore a very pretty white dress." Your teeth are now very small and have straightened out again, and your feet are now hanging above the floor. You have to sound out each letter, and it's getting very difficult to read. (pg. 12, 6yo) "The prince was very handsome." The last word is too big, so you decide to skip it. Now you can only read some of the little words. It's almost like you've forgotten how to read. (pg. 13, 5yo) "The Princess and the Prince got married." To everyone around you, you are now just a little girl in a purple dress trying to read a book with great difficulty. You are very small, blonde, and cute. "The Princess and the Prince lived happily ever after." You did it! You finished the book! You turn it over and try to read the title, but you can't. In fact, every word in the library is now jumbled up unknown markings to your young eyes. You can't read. An "L" is sewn into your purple dress and you look down. Finally you realize what's happened. You've become a small, three year old girl. You let out a scream, and that gets the attention of the librarian. She walks over to you and asks, "Are you lost little one? Where's your mommy and daddy?" You reply...