So Jack opened the pamphlet and started reading it seriously scared.
Step 1: chose your nationality by chosing a counter.
"So I'll be French" he said calming down... but then he had to read the 2nd step: chosing the gender.
"What the hell does it means, there are no ways that I..." but reading "steak is for female gender" he knew that he really had made a great mistake.
"I want to exiiit!!! Please I prefer stay dead!!!" he started to crying out, but it didn't help.
Then he passed at 3rd step saying "let's read... I will be a woman, it can't go worse".
Step 3: sexual orientation
So he discovered that, having choosen carrots, in his second life he would be only attracted by men. "ok, I've spoken too soon, shit!"
Reading other steps he learned that he, as a woman, had to start her life at 20 and being 5 feet and 100 pounds or, as she would have been use to as French, 1 meter and 52 centimeters for 45 kgs.
Just one thing of all this excited him: having choosen so much mash she would lived far in the past!