"I have an idea for how to improve your sexlife," Gene says. It didn't exactly come up in the conversation very naturally, but it's piqued your interest right away. You've been having issues pleasing women due to your lack of penis, or at least, that's what you like to believe. You just can't please them like other men can. "What are you talking about?" you ask Gene with a bit of sarcasm in your voice.
"Well, how about this," Gene says, pausing for emphasis. "Give a penis to every woman you come across from now on. The bigger, the better."
This idea strikes you by surprise. "What?" you ask, demanding some clarification. "It's simple! You should be perfectly equipped to please a woman with a penis, right?" That is true. You don't really like the thought of every woman having a penis, but it would make life a lot easier for you. "Honestly, I'll give you my PlayStation if you do it," Gene says just as you start to consider it.
"Why!? You love your PlayStation!" You can't think of any reason for it. Well, unless maybe Gene has somekind of fetish? "I'm just interesting in kicking a little mayhem, alright?" Gene responds, "Makes life more interesting."
You decide to accept the challenge.
"How will you know if I actually did it, though? Everything will seem normal to you." You think you found a flaw, but Gene insists. "It's hard not to notice the fact that women here have penises. I'm sure I'll remember this conversation happening. Logically, if all women have penises, it could have only been you."
You don't see a flaw in that argument. You stand up, and take the flashlight out of your pocket. "Well, better get started then, right?" you say. "You do that, and I'll see you tomorrow."
Gene walks off and you look around. You see a woman working on a terrace, with a laptop on the table. You figure you might as well start right away, and walks to a position from where you can hit her crotch with the light. You turn the light on on bright blue and shine it between her legs. You watch her adjust her pose, then adjust her new equipment, before she continues working as if nothing happened. Her pose has slightly changed, but otherwise, you can't see a difference.
You look around some more and notice a group of three girls walking by the terrace. This is going to be a hassle, you realize, before quickly turning the light back on and hitting all three girls in the crotch. You notice a slight bulge appear where their vagina used to be, but that's it.
Walking off the terrace, you notice a pregnant woman with her husband and a daughter of four. No idea what this will do, you quickly exchange the woman's vagina with a penis. No idea how she'll be able to give birth, you move the light to the crotch of the child and turn it back on again. This time, the change was pretty obvious. The girl grew a penis much too large for her, and you can see it through her tight pants.
On your way to exit the mall, you come across various women, all of whom you try to hit with your light. You come across a lingerie store and decide to go in. Looking at all of the panties the store carries, you realize that the new female demographic needs their own underwear. Shining the light on nearly all panties in the store, you see cute pink undies turn into dark blue boxer shorts and lace panties turn into even longer boxer shorts. You leave a few panties alone, as you want to change them more carefully. You take one pair of panties and carefully use the light on the middle of it. You notice a shaft coming out of the underwear meant to surround a penis. You're changing fashion entirely, creating panties designed to carry a penis.
You leave the store after giving the cashier a personal member and walk along. You come across more people of all ages: 12-your old little girls, 30-year old businesswomen, and 70-year old ladies. None of them are unhit. You were questioning for a second if you wanted to give two French tourists a penis, knowing that you'll probably never see them again to change them back, but decide to do it anyway. It's not like the tourist girls noticed.
There is an out-door swimming pool on your way home. You decide to stand still for a second here and look for girls to shine your light on. This is your best chance to really see the difference. When you spot an 18-year old woman lying in the sun, you figure it's the perfect moment. You turn on the flashlight and shine it on her crotch, watching a large penis forming within her underwear. Keeping your hand still, you manage to not change her bikini bottom, though the piece does expand in size to be able to carry the enormous penis.
You shine the light on other swimmers, with varying levels of success. Some end up getting men's swimming shorts and you accidentally flattened one girl's breasts, but all-in-all, you added at least two dozen penises to your town.
Eventually, you manage to come back to your dorm. Here, you bump into Melissa, a girl from your dorm. Almost automatically, you aim the flashlight on her crotch and give her a large penis. "Hey you," she says, bringing you back to reality. "Huh, wah, oh, hey Melissa. How are you?"
You suddenly realize you gave your friend Melissa a penis... It's a bit awkward, but you decide it's just according to the bet. Melissa says something about being fine and about just going to her friends. When she leaves, you quickly enter the dorm, grab your laptop, and search the Internet for the name of your town.
There you go, the Wikipedia article for your hometown. It says right there in the lead-section. "... is notable for having 2% of its female population born with fully functional male genitals. Scientist are not sure ..."
You are now thinking about improving that statistic.