You usually wait a day or two at least before calling a woman back, but in these circumstances you're rather inspired to talk to this woman immediately. You rush for your phone and quickly dial the number she put on the note. First ring. Second ring. You shift uncomfortably at the new appendage on your rear. Third ring. Come on, come on, pick up already. you think to yourself, frightened about the possibility that she won't. Fourth ring. An electronic voice picks up and asks you to leave a message, causing you to curl your hands in frustration for a moment before two blips indicate in incoming call. You quickly answer.
"Hello?" a sultry female voice answers
"My ass!" you call yell into the phone. Your headache worsens at the effort.
"Oh, hey Stud." she says through a bit of a laugh. "Don't guys usually wait about a week before calling?"
"I have a tail growing out of my ass." you say to her "So consider this an extenuating circumstance. Stop laughing."
She finally does "Typical guys. They never call once they've gotten what they want, but until they do..." she leaves the rest of the sentence unheard.
"How did you do this? Why did you do this? How do I get rid of it? Why do you use hearts instead of 'O"'s?" you ask, the questions coming in rapid succession. This causes her to laugh once again, clear her throat and give a bit of a sigh.
"First of all, magic. Second of all, you asked me to. Third, you don't...I do." she says, the last two words being said in a low, vaguely threatening manner "And lastly, I only do that to my new boyfriends." she says.
"Asked you to, I never - wait, boyfriend?" you say.
"Mmhmm...didn't you read my note? Last night you said, in that cute drunken slur of yours, that you wouldn't mind getting a little piece of tail. So I did you one better. I gave you a big ol' piece of tail." She says.
"Suddenly I'm glad I didn't ask for a piece of ass." you say, pinching the bridge of your nose with your fingers. This causes her to laugh again. Well I'm gladshe's enjoying this you think to yourself. "Okay whatever's going on, joke's over, just get rid of it, will ya?" you ask.
"Mmmmmmno." she says "That tail stays where it is. See, I'm not the kind of girl that has one night stands. You got what you wanted last night, and now I want you. And whether it's as a lover or a pet, I will have you. Consider the next two months test."
It's all a bit much to take in, especially as hung over as you are. Still, this woman is holding all the cards. She gave you a horse's tail, there's no reason to doubt she could do more. You're silent for almost a minute before flopping your head onto the pillow.
"Okay...we have a deal." you say to her.
"Awww...it's cute that you think you had a choice," she says "Call ya later." she says and hangs up. Two months. You're going to have to be an ideal boyfriend to a woman you've never met for two entire months. Great.