There was once a man called Lance, about 50 years old. he had a good life, a good family, and a great house.
He loved his wife Lucille, and his kids, a boy called Larry, and a girl called Lucy.
one day, Lance came in from his job as a garden worker. he found the house empty. his kids were not yet back from school, and his wife was not yet back from working at her supermarket checkout woman.
He discovered a box addressed to him on the table. He opened it, and saw it was some new program to put on his computer,
He set it up on the computer almost immediately.
Up popped the name: Chronivac.
"Change your live in ways you can never imagine - and then some." he read.
"Cool!" he said.
He looked at the list of possible changes:
Size
Age
Animal
Body Modification
Transgender
Other
"Hmm." Lance said, placing a hand under his chin thoughtfully. "Which one should I choose?"
'Damn,' he thought, 'what should i have changed?'