You press the key, and suddenly, the policeman's uniform is empty. One shoe lies empty on the bumper, and the other drops to the street. You dash forward. You vaporized him? You toss the shoes into the trunk and the empty pants legs. You look at the paper filled with Keith, and aim the key directly at it and push the button. Keith is there naked in your trunk.
"Put some pants on. I'll drive somewhere safe where we can talk," you say looking up and down the street and wondering if anyone in these buildings saw what happened.
You slam the lid on Keith as he fumbles with the cop's pants.
You drive to a park near the college by the riverfront, and drive to an isolated part of the parking lot. You open the trunk. Keith gets out, and asks.
"Where did you get a policeman's uniform?"
He's wearing the whole outfit.
"I only told you to put on the pants. Weird how that fits you, he was bigger than you."
"Who was bigger than me? Yeow! This leather jockstrap keeps pinching me!" Keith shouts. He opens his belt and fly to adjust the leather jockstrap, and the cop's face is embellished on the pouch.
"What the fuck?"
"Take it off!"
He drops trou, and says, "I cannot take it off, the waistband clicked when I put it on, I guess it's metal under the leather. Maybe your key will open it?"
"It's worth a try," you say aiming the key.
"Oh, no! Wait! I still smell like shit from the last time you used that-"
CLICK. BEEP! FLASH!