"Hmmm," you put your finger on your chin again, "...let's go to the store, and buy diapers!" You answer, making a fist of excitement.
"Uhh, diapers huh?" She feels confusion.
"Adult diapers." You nod coyly.
"Uhhhhhh..."
~You think that's a great idea~
"uhhhyYEAH!!" She exclaims, making two fists of excitement. The two of you leap up out of the couch.
At the store in the Incontinence isle, you tell her to pick out two packages of CVS adult briefs, a thick package of adult wipes, and a bottle of powder over in the baby isle. You carry the two diaper packages over to the register, while Amanda carries the wipes and powder. You watch as she diligently slides the items along the counter to the older cashier lady, who deftly scans them and bags them. You watch Amanda pull out her card and spend $30.46 on this purchase. The two of you take the bags and head for the car.
Once you've returned home, the two of you have become decently acquainted from the 15 total minutes of driving. She places the bag of wipes and powder on the kitchen counter, and you place the two bags of diapers beside them. You are in the living room, standing on the other side of the counter. With the packages between the two of you, just a bit below your chests, Amanda asks of you,
"So now that we've got these diapers... what are we gonna do with them?"