As Jen continued to walk downtown, she contemplated what to do.
”Well, I can’t go to school. What if I went to the- oof!” she paused, having accidentally ran over someone while she was walking. “Sorry!” she called down, feeling a slight woosh as 4 more inches were added to her absurdly long legs. The poor passer-by angrily mumbled, “watch where you’re going!” to which Jen replied that she would, now 8 inches taller than when she ran into the poor man. She cursed at herself, and continued to walk.
She eventually remembered that the mall was open, and decided to head there. When she finally arrived, she slowly squeezed her 10’4” legs through the 6’5” tall door. She wandered around the mall for quite a while, until she became hungry. Jen went into a small convenience store in the middle of the mall, bending down to fit through the doorway again, wherein she bent down and selected a sandwich from the rack. She walked over to the cash register only to realize she’d forgotten her wallet at home. “Oh, I know exactly where I left it!” she thought to herself as she gained 4 more inches. “I’ll come back later to pay for this, it won’t be much trouble at all. I swear I left my wallet on my nightstand, I’m sure you understand. I’m terribly sorry!” she explained nervously to the cashier, who just glared at her, 5 minutes away from her shift end. “Sure, fine, whatever” she said absentmindedly to the girl who was now 20 inches taller.
Jen left the store in a hurry, struggling to exit the door with her now 12’4” legs. She was stopped by a security guard who had been waiting by the exit, who angrily barked at her about what she just saw.
“Ma’am, do you know what you just did?”
“No?”
“Well, ma’am, I’ll have you know, stealing is illegal! If you cannot pay for it, you cannot purchase it! Did you know this?”
“I did not. I won’t do it again! Please don’t arrest me!”
“Ma’am, I am going to have to confiscate that sandwich. You will have to pay a 50$ fine!”
”Please don’t! I haven’t eaten all week!”
“I don’t care, what is your name? For purposes of the fine.”
“Uhhh… Lindsey NicGilios, sir.”
“Ok, Ms. NicGilios, you will be receiving a fine in the mail that you shall be obliged to pay. Now, have a good day and stay out of any more trouble!”
“Thank you sir, I will!”
Jen kicked herself as she walked away from the officer, sandwich-less and with legs a full 14 feet long. She struggled to exit the mall, her hips a staggering 66” around. Two passer-bys expressed concerns as she exited. To both she said she was fine, bringing her up another 8 inches.
“Oh, how am I going to live with these things…” she trailed off, feeling them thunder below her as she continued to walk. Jen looked behind her, noticing just how large her hips looked... her upper body was starting to look absurdly small coupled with her huge, curvy legs.
Legs: 14’8”
Hips: 70”
Jen now stands 17’8” tall.